summer envy of a plenty *

ade counts all her blessings by placing seashells in a jar.
(one seashell for each happy, joyful blessing)
for every misfortune she was struck with, she removed 2 shells.
(one shell represents her emotional stress
and the other shell represents physical exhaustion.)
and at the end of it, she looks through her jar and realises…
there was insufficient seashells in her jar to remove from…

there and then, she reflected and concluded:
there aint no such thing as blessings,
everything is very much pre-planned by the one above
and whether you like it or not, you still have to live with it.
know why? cozz i am ade and i aint eve.
yea, i wasnt made to start off in paradise.
( i am referring to the part b4 she ate the damn apple frm the serpent)

p/s: my current location will be hit by a storm with winds of 100km/h.
see what i mean? dont you get it, still? hur hur hur.

“who lives in the pineapple under freo sea?”
“SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS + *patrick!”

the million dollar question:
it was felicias birthday and what was ade up to?
ans: mini pretty caramel chocolate cupcakes!!!!!!

what an awesome saturday for a very sinful delight.

its been raining with very chilly winds
that;d send shivers down every inch of you.
and for me, i;d like to share what i;d often do…
“to stick close to some random wall and hope for the best.”

did i not whisper the icy words?

its finally winter in perth and damn.
it;s so chilly, when the sun awakes,
you wished you could just lie in bed,
warmly tucked under the blankie…

with delight, ade will mark the important day of june:
its a zippety *p a n c a k e . d a y! *smiles…
look at my masterpiece with an aching arm - frm whisking
now people, ade says: drool people, drool your asses off!

qn 1: when you find a new job, how does it feel?
ans: excited and enthusiastic to learn!

qn 2: when its ur 1st official day @ work and everything turns out fine?
ans: you;re chirpily delighted!

qn 3: when its ur 2nd day @ work and you screw up?
ans: i;d wish i could roar at my boss and chew her head off her body
so that she can bloody shut up cozz its not like i didnt do my best..
things just wasnt going my way today and i try hard to make  up for it 
by putting in more effort and doing it faster with full concentration..

BUT, she still went on and scream scream scream scream…
please tell me she is made up of cadbury and eat-able
cozz i feel so disgusted to head to work tomorrow . hur hur hur….

p/s: tmr will be better, i hope.
i will try waking up frm the other side of bed instead.
if it does make things any better. *sighs

greetings dear all whom might have missed me for sometime..
we;ve officially shifted and our apartment is pretty and yea..
warm, cosy and just so so so so lovely!

heres a sneak peek!

the little lovely living room

the ever so-filled kitchen with yummy food

oh i just started a temp full-time job!
trying to earn as much ching chings
while still available and possible before school commences!
everything is fine here, rest assure and oh man..
i gotta say this:
eh, who coming to visit me soon ah?
i really really miss speaking singlish.and go blah blah blah.

yea, as a matter of fact, whenever i open my huge mouth to talk now,
i;ll make sure i get my sentence structure right before saying anything.

p/s: and yes, i realise, i cant tell people i am “blur”
because they;ll just stare with a zillion question marks.
i gotta substitute it with a better word like that:
“i;m sorry, but i was a lil confused” *sighs.
talk about speaking good english, without the slang.

please help me *trying hard to gasp for winter air.